This is how I see Life:

When I was younger, I was all like, “Oh, Life!  How cool!  There Life is! It’s right there in front of me!!! How cool is that?”

Now I’m all, “Oh my GOD!  LIFE!  IT’S TERRIFYING!!! Get it away from me! It’s jumping up on me!  Hold my hand!!! (But it’s a little bit exciting, so I’m not ready to run away just yet…)”

And then I’m like, “Oh, oh, oh!  It’s kissing me right in the mouth!  This is CRAZY.”

“That was kind of fun, but get it away!  I need a break, OK?”

And Life is all, “Sheesh.  What’s her deal?”